vixyish:

smilelikelightning:

yourscientistfriend:

textiles:

I may have taught this spider to knit. I was finishing the last 20 rows at the park, when this little spider wandered over to me, It climbed up my knitting bag, and walked all up and down the piece, then climbed onto my hand and watched me for a couple rows. After the second row it started waving it’s front four legs as if to get my attention. Once I was looking at it, it started pulling silk from its spinneret, and fiddling with it. I don’t know if it was knitting or purling as it was quite small scale, but every few seconds it would stop and look up at me to see if I was still watching. After a little bit I moved it to one of the vines overhanging the archway I was sitting in, and it went about its business.This wasn’t the only unusual thing that happened at the park today, but it was the most unusual.

Maybe it thought you were a spider

I’m gonna level with you that’s the fucking cutest shit I have ever fucking heard of okay I want a little spider that knits not sits menacingly above my bed at night threatening to fall into my mouth.

Signs you may be an actual Disney princess

vixyish:

smilelikelightning:

yourscientistfriend:

textiles:

I may have taught this spider to knit. 
I was finishing the last 20 rows at the park, when this little spider wandered over to me, It climbed up my knitting bag, and walked all up and down the piece, then climbed onto my hand and watched me for a couple rows. 
After the second row it started waving it’s front four legs as if to get my attention. Once I was looking at it, it started pulling silk from its spinneret, and fiddling with it. I don’t know if it was knitting or purling as it was quite small scale, but every few seconds it would stop and look up at me to see if I was still watching. After a little bit I moved it to one of the vines overhanging the archway I was sitting in, and it went about its business.
This wasn’t the only unusual thing that happened at the park today, but it was the most unusual.

Maybe it thought you were a spider

I’m gonna level with you that’s the fucking cutest shit I have ever fucking heard of okay I want a little spider that knits not sits menacingly above my bed at night threatening to fall into my mouth.

Signs you may be an actual Disney princess

(via melredcap)

I want one so much.

I want one so much.

(Source: darkmorbid, via nezua)

fattyvixen:

walkingfoxy:

walkingfoxiest:

a post where I explain with images how foxes are the best thing ever, and how if you disagree you are obviously wrong

omg look at those notes! my vixen made this, myyy vixen

:3

(via seananmcguire)

Commander Vimes didn’t like the phrase ‘The innocent have nothing to fear’, believing the innocent had everything to fear, mostly from the guilty but in the longer term even more from those who say things like ‘The innocent have nothing to fear’.

Terry Pratchett (via beornwulf)

(Source: theredkite, via melredcap)

sixpenceee:

TERRIFYING GIFS PART 2 

(PART 1)

These gifs were found on various threads, I am unsure of the origins on some of them. 

These are the ones I’m sure of

1) Paranormal Activity 3 (watch here)

3) The Conjuring (watch here)

4) VHS

5) The Thing

6) Nothing Really Matters- Madonna

7) A maze in Universal Studios Halloween Horror Nights based on La Llorona 

8) Devil’s Pass

9) Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones (watch here)

10) The Poughkeepie Tapes (watch here)

(Source: cardboardlife, via indikos)

teal-deer:

I’m glad that Bilbo Baggins exists

Because in the book, the dude was pretty firmly middle aged when his crazy-ass adventure started

He was settled down in the house that belonged to his parents and had done precisely jack shit with his life

It gives me hope that maybe some nutcase wizard will eventually show up and be like yo

you’re a burglar now

don’t even care that you didn’t roll rogue homie we got dragons to slay and kingdoms to save 

(via melredcap)

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

image

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

(Source: meladoodle, via thefrogman)

sixpenceee:

burntoutcandle:

Please PLEASE help find her! She’s been gone for over 24 hours. I’ve know this girl my whole life.

I wish you the best of luck and hope you find her

sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

This was requested, but here are 10 terrifying gifs

A million messages asking me the sources of these gifs: 

1) VHS

2) Mama

3) The Conjuring

4) This YouTube Video

5) Paranormal Activity 3

6) Grave Encounters 2

7) Teen Wolf (lol) 

8) Xtro

9) Insidious

10) This YouTube Video

Let me be fabulous and link you all to the following movie links mentioned

VHS

MAMA

THE CONJURING

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 3

GRAVE ENCOUNTERS 2

XTRO

INSIDIOUS